Tuesday, September 18, 2007

The Decay of a Beautiful People


It has been brought to my attention that there is and has been a disgusting epidemic running through Italian American communities. I guess I don’t go out where they do but from what I can see they are everywhere. A friend sent me a website, made by some disgrace in New Jersey that promotes the term ‘GUIDO”. Now to me this is a word used by the mayonnaise to degrade Italians. This pig fuck website is advocating this term and fist pumping. This is new to me, but it is a type of dance that these rich, spoiled, disgrace to their blood assholes do in the clubs with the pig women they drag around. It consists of pumping their fists to bad, repetitive techno music. I have to address this because it makes me completely ill.

After more research I discovered pictures of these cocksucker kids. My god, what has happened to my people? I watched growing up Gotti one time and wanted to blow my fucking head off. These two piece of shit kids are a disgrace to human beings let alone Italians. It is bad enough their grandfather ruined the rackets in the city for hard working people.

I guess these kids go and look for fights? Well, all the real gangsters I know keep their fucking mouths shut and avoid trouble at all costs. You fake tough guys are not gangsters, thugs or wise guys, You are rich, spoiled college kids that have been bled of your culture and thrown into this cesspool we call America. Knock it off you walking garbage scumbags.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

September Princess






Listen up kids... I am proud to present you with one of my favorite up and coming stars. She lives in BK and is probably one of the finest girls in the city. Please check out her websites and become members! I want to get a date with this little angel face...
http://www.burningangel.com/ AND http://joannaangel.com/

BIO: Early life
Angel was born in Boston, Massachusetts to an Orthodox Israeli mother and an American father, who had met in Israel when he was a student there. She was raised in northern New Jersey as an Orthodox Jew. She attended Cherry Hill Elementary School in River Edge, N.J. and graduated from River Dell High School (Oradell N.J.) in 1998. After graduating at age 17 she enrolled in Rutgers University, where she earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature with a minor in Film Studies.
She worked in a Jewish fast food restaurant during high school, then at an Applebees and another restaurant during college.
After finishing her degree she created the website BurningAngel, a hardcore adult site catering to an emerging genre dubbed "alt porn" while she danced as a stripper at night. Her website followed in the footsteps of the very popular SuicideGirls -- which she referred to as "the McDonald's of alt porn," but offers more explicit sexual imagery.
Career
Joanna has written, produced, directed and starred in films available exclusively through BurningAngel, as well as appearing in more traditionally distributed adult films. She is currently under an exclusive contract with VCA Pictures which expires March of 2007, and was at one time represented by the adult talent agency Bad Ass Models.
Due to the success of BurningAngel, Angel has been featured in numerous magazines and newspapers, including an article written in the New York Times. She was nominated in 2006 for the Adult Video News Awards for both "Best New Starlet" and "Best Actress", and although she won neither, she did take home the award for "Most Outrageous Sex Scene" for her appearance in Re-Penetrator.
She briefly wrote a monthly sexual-advice column for Spin Magazine. She also contributed a chapter to the book Naked Ambition: Women Pornographers and How They Are Changing the Sex Industry.

An Italian American Hero




How does an infamous pornographer’s $59 million mansion turn into a 1919-era townhouse for a Metropolitan Life kingpin?
The unsold 27-room, eight-fireplace expanse at 14-16 East 67th Street has long been known as the Guccione Mansion, titled for the recent tenant who lost his splendiferous house amid bankruptcy troubles.
But when townhouse demigod Paula Del Nunzio of Brown Harris Stevens got the listing last month, she renamed it after the insurance executive Jeremiah Milbank, who helped build it. Her listing begins, “The Milbank Mansion: A New York Monument.”
Will that erase dirty Bob Guccione Sr. from potential buyers’ memories? “It’s not a dirty word,” Ms. Del Nunzio told The Observer. “It’s just that it pigeonholes it into one small little box, when it’s actually so much more than that. That brings to mind something that has nothing to do with the property.”
(On the other hand, the Guccione touch lingers: On the first floor, for example, is a Roman-style indoor swimming pool.)
But Ms. Del Nunzio knows what she’s doing. “In the past 17 months,” she pointed out, “I’ve sold or closed 17 houses for a total value of $264,040,000.” And if she sells the $59 million Guccione-cum-Milbank Mansion, which the Corcoran Group failed to do, she’ll break the citywide single-sale record she set last year with a $53 million mansion deal nearby.
“Most people could care less who lived there before,” she said. “All they want is the biggest, best house in New York.”

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Angel of the Month: Aria Giovanni

The beautiful Aria Giovanni has been chosen for the “ Angel of the Month”. The model and very talented porn star is probably in the top five most beautiful women in the world. Ever since she first appeared in Penthouse she has been a hit! All you money hungry broads can learn a lot from this angel… Self made, hardworking and one of the most ridiculous bodies in the world.. It is our pleasure here at Piscatelli Enterprises to honor this dime piece! And to top it off, she’s Italian!

More about Aria…
Giovanni has appeared in bondage, fetish, amateur, glamour and artistic photography. She has gained particular respect for being among relatively few large-chested models working in the field who have not undergone cosmetic surgery. Giovanni has worked extensively with Andrew Blake, appearing in Girlfriends, Aria, Blondes & Brunettes, Justine, Adriana and Naked Diva. She has appeared in softcore pornographic movies, although most of her lesbian scenes involve purely implied sexual contact. Her only known hardcore pornographic appearance is on a DVD offered by BubbleGirls.com where she performs solo masturbation with hands, toys, and fisting, as well as a urination scene.[7]


Rent Stabilized Apartments

I have been in contact with many landlords over the last couple of months. It was my idea to start an anonyms tip line that a person can report an illeagal sublet on a stabilized or controlled unit.
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This shit has gotten out of control and the liberals have been letting free loaders eat for free for too long. This issue needs to be resolved ASAP. Please send me an email if you know of anyone that is subletting their stabilized apartment. There will be cash rewards given. It is our job as brokers to keep the rents as high as possible. Until later scumbags……………………….

Monday, August 20, 2007

Marty

A while back you found out that Martin Scorsese's East 62nd Street townhouse, complete with "gentleman's dressing room," sold. Now the details get filled in. It went for $6.15 million, which was below the $6.7 million asking price, and the buyer is a shy Credit Suisse finance dude


this is a great italian, and we should make a national holiday in his honor...

Friday, August 17, 2007

bed bugs!!!!!!

You wanna laugh...
I had these little asshole bankers fuck me out of a fee last summer. I took out one of them and the other was working. so the other kid went back to the building without me and took the convertible two at peter cooper village... I follow up with these mooks last week and got the best news that an old enemy could ask for... an entire building at peter cooper village was infested with bedbugs, so these assholes got what they deserve.. i hope you like bugs banker boys...

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

paid for threesome

wow!!
My life is good, better than all of yours. I was surfing the erotic services section on craigslist today and found a wonderful deal. Two women for $450, no extra fees. So it's lunch time and i'm sitting in the office with nothing to do. It's too fuckin hot to go outside and my shit fuck clients canceled on me.
I find this ad for two broads and call it up, how can i resist the two for brajole work out? Not me, I am a sucker for these under priced putanas. A sexy little voice greets me on the other end of the line. They rent out a space on 51st and 3rd in a small walkup building. I agree to the price and make my way to the god awful whiteboy, business cocksucker mess of midtown.
I arrive at the door ring 2b and make my way up to a fifth flight walkup.
The blond answers the door wear these little red work out shorts and cut off tight tshirt. She had body for days but her face was a little beat up, but like my father always says "It's all the same when the lights are out" We make our way into the living room and the redhead is sitting on the couch in a pink summer dress.. Now this honey was a mix between sasha grey and chesea clinton, malone what cougar.
Long story short i lay the dough on the table and "Get Comfortable" (TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES) for all you dumb shits. They got a liitle nervous when i layed my switch blade on the table. I told em i did alot of business in slummy hoods.,.. So they get all naked and start working on each other and it was down hill from there... forget about it... I said to god, thank you for blessing me with such a great life and the knowledge not to get married. I used my hour and then some....banged em both like snare drums... smoked a bone and headed back to the office!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Three Gram Thursday

Jesus christ, what a fuckin night last night..
it was a great day despite the fucking rain and asshole clients. I rented these three idiots at Chelsea Court today, made a fat commision and got one of the leasing agents phone number.. i have this thing for leasing agents kiddies, i want to be alone with 99 percent of them....
Once it hit five I went to Scores with my buddy Joey, we kept our cool for the first couple of hoursbut Joey is a maniac and got an eightball to get silly with... So were in the private room blowing lines off these broads, getting head jobs and poppin bubbly when Joey's fuckin wife calls. She is a vicious little cunt that ruined his life, i always tell him that life in the bing would be better than life with this putana!
So he leaves me in this room with three zooted strippers and the rest of the blow. I end up finishing the white, bangin two of the whores and leaving with a big ass dent in the bank account....What a night, i couldnt do shit today, slept till 3...................................

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Midtown rub and tug raid

today in midtown east my favorite rub and tug was shut down. The woman (Mae) who runs it called and told me the horrible news. it is a sad day for the many patrons of this wonderful place. These women were truly gifted and skilled. these handjobs were worth every penny based on the hot baby oil alone! I will keep everyone posted on the new location scheduled for september.

on a lighter note....... i did another deal at stuy town today! i love that fuckin place, full fee and easy..... these stupid fuckin rich kids will pay 3000 for a converted two bed in a housing project! the future, all the dumb white kids moving into the pj's, i love it...God bless this country of stupid assholes!
Well kids uses condoms, eat your vegetables and watch porn....good night

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

rich white girls

you know, i am so sick of these rich white broads that are moving to the city! Today i'm with this girl whose daddy is paying her rent.. she tells me she wont go above 2800, so i show her places at at 3000 and above. she liked everything i showed, all open listings which means more money for me!!!!
when i tell her the price on the one she wanted to apply for she freaks out and starts whining, i say look if my dad was paying my rent i would spend as much as i possibly could... we argued back and forth and eventually came to an agreement. i gave her a discount on the fee and she took the joint.
the best part was after we signed leases we went back to look at the place... she was wearing this sexy little dress that got me harder than algebra so i tried to kiss her....
she freaked out and told me i was the scummiest jerk she has ever met.... i says " well, you need to meet some of my buddys then"
dumb broad