Friday, August 10, 2007

Three Gram Thursday

Jesus christ, what a fuckin night last night..
it was a great day despite the fucking rain and asshole clients. I rented these three idiots at Chelsea Court today, made a fat commision and got one of the leasing agents phone number.. i have this thing for leasing agents kiddies, i want to be alone with 99 percent of them....
Once it hit five I went to Scores with my buddy Joey, we kept our cool for the first couple of hoursbut Joey is a maniac and got an eightball to get silly with... So were in the private room blowing lines off these broads, getting head jobs and poppin bubbly when Joey's fuckin wife calls. She is a vicious little cunt that ruined his life, i always tell him that life in the bing would be better than life with this putana!
So he leaves me in this room with three zooted strippers and the rest of the blow. I end up finishing the white, bangin two of the whores and leaving with a big ass dent in the bank account....What a night, i couldnt do shit today, slept till 3...................................

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

No wonder you're always late and running around...

Jeremiah Moss said...

are you real or a satire?

Sierra Needle said...

i agree, this can't be real.

Anonymous said...

trust me, it is