Saturday, August 25, 2007

Angel of the Month: Aria Giovanni

The beautiful Aria Giovanni has been chosen for the “ Angel of the Month”. The model and very talented porn star is probably in the top five most beautiful women in the world. Ever since she first appeared in Penthouse she has been a hit! All you money hungry broads can learn a lot from this angel… Self made, hardworking and one of the most ridiculous bodies in the world.. It is our pleasure here at Piscatelli Enterprises to honor this dime piece! And to top it off, she’s Italian!

More about Aria…
Giovanni has appeared in bondage, fetish, amateur, glamour and artistic photography. She has gained particular respect for being among relatively few large-chested models working in the field who have not undergone cosmetic surgery. Giovanni has worked extensively with Andrew Blake, appearing in Girlfriends, Aria, Blondes & Brunettes, Justine, Adriana and Naked Diva. She has appeared in softcore pornographic movies, although most of her lesbian scenes involve purely implied sexual contact. Her only known hardcore pornographic appearance is on a DVD offered by BubbleGirls.com where she performs solo masturbation with hands, toys, and fisting, as well as a urination scene.[7]


Rent Stabilized Apartments

I have been in contact with many landlords over the last couple of months. It was my idea to start an anonyms tip line that a person can report an illeagal sublet on a stabilized or controlled unit.
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This shit has gotten out of control and the liberals have been letting free loaders eat for free for too long. This issue needs to be resolved ASAP. Please send me an email if you know of anyone that is subletting their stabilized apartment. There will be cash rewards given. It is our job as brokers to keep the rents as high as possible. Until later scumbags……………………….

Monday, August 20, 2007

Marty

A while back you found out that Martin Scorsese's East 62nd Street townhouse, complete with "gentleman's dressing room," sold. Now the details get filled in. It went for $6.15 million, which was below the $6.7 million asking price, and the buyer is a shy Credit Suisse finance dude


this is a great italian, and we should make a national holiday in his honor...

Friday, August 17, 2007

bed bugs!!!!!!

You wanna laugh...
I had these little asshole bankers fuck me out of a fee last summer. I took out one of them and the other was working. so the other kid went back to the building without me and took the convertible two at peter cooper village... I follow up with these mooks last week and got the best news that an old enemy could ask for... an entire building at peter cooper village was infested with bedbugs, so these assholes got what they deserve.. i hope you like bugs banker boys...

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

paid for threesome

wow!!
My life is good, better than all of yours. I was surfing the erotic services section on craigslist today and found a wonderful deal. Two women for $450, no extra fees. So it's lunch time and i'm sitting in the office with nothing to do. It's too fuckin hot to go outside and my shit fuck clients canceled on me.
I find this ad for two broads and call it up, how can i resist the two for brajole work out? Not me, I am a sucker for these under priced putanas. A sexy little voice greets me on the other end of the line. They rent out a space on 51st and 3rd in a small walkup building. I agree to the price and make my way to the god awful whiteboy, business cocksucker mess of midtown.
I arrive at the door ring 2b and make my way up to a fifth flight walkup.
The blond answers the door wear these little red work out shorts and cut off tight tshirt. She had body for days but her face was a little beat up, but like my father always says "It's all the same when the lights are out" We make our way into the living room and the redhead is sitting on the couch in a pink summer dress.. Now this honey was a mix between sasha grey and chesea clinton, malone what cougar.
Long story short i lay the dough on the table and "Get Comfortable" (TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES) for all you dumb shits. They got a liitle nervous when i layed my switch blade on the table. I told em i did alot of business in slummy hoods.,.. So they get all naked and start working on each other and it was down hill from there... forget about it... I said to god, thank you for blessing me with such a great life and the knowledge not to get married. I used my hour and then some....banged em both like snare drums... smoked a bone and headed back to the office!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Three Gram Thursday

Jesus christ, what a fuckin night last night..
it was a great day despite the fucking rain and asshole clients. I rented these three idiots at Chelsea Court today, made a fat commision and got one of the leasing agents phone number.. i have this thing for leasing agents kiddies, i want to be alone with 99 percent of them....
Once it hit five I went to Scores with my buddy Joey, we kept our cool for the first couple of hoursbut Joey is a maniac and got an eightball to get silly with... So were in the private room blowing lines off these broads, getting head jobs and poppin bubbly when Joey's fuckin wife calls. She is a vicious little cunt that ruined his life, i always tell him that life in the bing would be better than life with this putana!
So he leaves me in this room with three zooted strippers and the rest of the blow. I end up finishing the white, bangin two of the whores and leaving with a big ass dent in the bank account....What a night, i couldnt do shit today, slept till 3...................................

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Midtown rub and tug raid

today in midtown east my favorite rub and tug was shut down. The woman (Mae) who runs it called and told me the horrible news. it is a sad day for the many patrons of this wonderful place. These women were truly gifted and skilled. these handjobs were worth every penny based on the hot baby oil alone! I will keep everyone posted on the new location scheduled for september.

on a lighter note....... i did another deal at stuy town today! i love that fuckin place, full fee and easy..... these stupid fuckin rich kids will pay 3000 for a converted two bed in a housing project! the future, all the dumb white kids moving into the pj's, i love it...God bless this country of stupid assholes!
Well kids uses condoms, eat your vegetables and watch porn....good night

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

rich white girls

you know, i am so sick of these rich white broads that are moving to the city! Today i'm with this girl whose daddy is paying her rent.. she tells me she wont go above 2800, so i show her places at at 3000 and above. she liked everything i showed, all open listings which means more money for me!!!!
when i tell her the price on the one she wanted to apply for she freaks out and starts whining, i say look if my dad was paying my rent i would spend as much as i possibly could... we argued back and forth and eventually came to an agreement. i gave her a discount on the fee and she took the joint.
the best part was after we signed leases we went back to look at the place... she was wearing this sexy little dress that got me harder than algebra so i tried to kiss her....
she freaked out and told me i was the scummiest jerk she has ever met.... i says " well, you need to meet some of my buddys then"
dumb broad